i remember when Holly the ships computer in red dwarf tried to revolutionise music by decimalising it. instead of the octave its a decative, and he invented two new notes, H & J....
now it goes
Doh, Ray, me, far, so, la, wo, bo, tee, do
piano's will be the size of zebra crossings
triangles will have four sides
and of course women will be banned from playing the cello
lol