A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath, he asked, "Please, may I hide
under your skirt? I'll explain later." The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you
seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and
said, "I can't thank you enough, Sister! You see, I don't want to go to
Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not being crude, but you have a great pair of
legs!"
The nun replied, "And if you'd looked a little higher, you'd have seen a
great pair of balls - I don't want to go to Iraq either."
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