Holyhead Life

tracey · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 4516 Location: Holyhead

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

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MY MIND WANDERED AND NEVER CAME BACK!!

samz28 · Joined: 21 Nov 2007 Posts: 5429

I LIKE THIS ONE Laughing

Raven · Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:52 pm Post subject:

so you understood this one then Laughing

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And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door
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Coastie · Joined: 27 Aug 2007 Posts: 5830 Location: Holyhead

They're a load of bleedin' rubbish!!

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A dog is for life, not just a Saturday night.

samz28 · Joined: 21 Nov 2007 Posts: 5429

Coastie wrote:

They're a load of bleedin' rubbish!!

READ IT PROPERLY WILL YOU Rolling Eyes

ITS BRILL

Coastie · Joined: 27 Aug 2007 Posts: 5830 Location: Holyhead

samz28 wrote:

Coastie wrote:

They're a load of bleedin' rubbish!!

READ IT PROPERLY WILL YOU Rolling Eyes

ITS BRILL

Nah they're not!! Laughing

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A dog is for life, not just a Saturday night.

samz28 · Joined: 21 Nov 2007 Posts: 5429

Coastie wrote:

samz28 wrote:

Coastie wrote:

They're a load of bleedin' rubbish!!

READ IT PROPERLY WILL YOU Rolling Eyes

ITS BRILL

Nah they're not!! Laughing

Then you havent read it and understood it Laughing