Holyhead Life

tracey · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 4516 Location: Holyhead

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"None. I had a perfect marriage."

"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.

"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.

"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."

Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.

"What's wrong?"

"I just saw my wife."

"So?"

"She was riding a skateboard."

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trishdurkan · Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:47 pm Post subject:

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i`m not crazy, the voices keep telling me so

samz28 · Joined: 21 Nov 2007 Posts: 5429

OMG I GET IT Laughing

tracey · Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 4516 Location: Holyhead

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Raven · Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:47 pm Post subject:

samz28 wrote:

OMG I GET IT Laughing

aww bless not very fast on the uptake when its comes to jokes are you samz Laughing

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Coastie · Joined: 27 Aug 2007 Posts: 5830 Location: Holyhead

Raven wrote:

samz28 wrote:

OMG I GET IT Laughing

aww bless not very fast on the uptake when its comes to jokes are you samz Laughing

I think she's a frustrated Blonde, Raven!! Laughing

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mukie11 · Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 16 Location: Michigan

Think its is very funny, Laughing