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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pinktigerblue wrote:
The next time you and your mates joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.


Ihave NO problem there! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because men fake foreplay

Do I continue or do I go to bed? Me thinks I shall go to bed Laughing

Shall continue this tomorrow cos you blokes will NOT win Laughing

Nite Nite xx

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

how do you know when a woman has had an orgasm?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She turns off her vibrator

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Steve.com wrote:
how do you know when a woman has had an orgasm?


She drops her chips?? Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No - Answer - Who Cares LMAO Laughing
With that my fellow friends good night and God Bless you all x x x

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Night all!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, that's right, bu**er off and leave me on my own. What am I supposed to do by myself??? Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why are married women heavier than single Women?
A: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

Nite Dorry and Steve, sweet dreams. I'm off now too Coastie, nite nite
catch you tomorrow ok

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thought you'd gone to bed???? Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just having one more ciggy and im off. Bye till tomorrow its been fun.
Definately Nite Nite now ok Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nighty night. Catch ya again. By then, you'll be well and truely beaten into submission and subjection, where you should be!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dream on!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh I DO, believe me!! Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I rest my head, sorry I meant my case!

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